Ok, so back in August my friend Amie “tagged” me in her blog. As a result of being tagged I was tasked with posting a list of 8 random facts about me on my own blog as well as tagging another individual. I’m sure Amie thinks I dropped the task like a hot rock being that it is now April, but believe it or not, it’s been on the to do list, I’m just a very good procrastinator. She chided me a little, especially after Timmy C. compiled a list of random facts for me and sent them to her, but she let me off the hook without much more harassment. I’ll have to give Tim some credit for suggesting some of these as he literally has a list (written down, no kidding) of stuff like this. He routinely refers to stuff that I have long since forgotten and I was the one involved. That said, here goes…
Before I begin let's review the rules:
1) Post these rules before you give your facts
2) List 8 random facts about yourself
3) At the end of your post, choose (tag) people and list their names, linking to them
4) Leave a comment on their blog, letting them know they’ve been tagged
1. By the time I finished 2nd grade I had lived in 6 states (Washington, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Illinois, New Hampshire and Georgia), and since then have lived in 5 more states (Ohio, Kentucky, New York, Florida and Texas).
2. While standing in the green room of New York’s City Hall awaiting the inauguration of Michael Bloomberg as Mayor of NYC I split my pants (wide freakin’ open) while bending over. Bette Midler was standing next to me.
3. I left a job I loved in NYC in order to volunteer with AmeriCorps for a year. Wasn’t quite what I expected, but I did a second year and my experiences completely changed my outlook on what I wanted to do with career and life. Now I set shit on fire for a living.
4. I get paid to set fire. Sometimes I get paid to put it out. Either way, huh…huh…fire.
5. With a bit of force on a door trying to keep it open so another passenger could get on, I once single handedly shut down service on the N/R Subway line in all of Manhattan. If the same thing happened today I would probably be breaking some patriot act law and be tried as a terrorist. At the time I just laughed a little with the only other guy that noticed that what I had done caused the door to come off track and force the train out of service during rush hour.
6. Following a playoff game between the New York Mets and the Atlanta Braves I rode the subway home while under my breath whistling the Atlanta Braves’ tomahawk chop chant. The NYC cop I was standing next to in a packed to capacity train leaned over and whispered to me “It’s my job to protect you if you piss off these folks whose Mets just lost, but I won’t be able to control more than a couple of them. You’re on your own with the rest.” I stopped whistling the tomahawk chop chant.
7. I kayaked around the island of Manhattan a bunch of times, but the first time I did it was to accompany a swimmer in the Manhattan Island Marathon Swim (28.5 mile race around the island). While I kayaked around the island he swam around the island, non-stop, without being able to ever touch a boat. My ass was sore after 10 hours in the boat, but he swam the whole thing. I never complained about being tired on another ‘round the island trip.
8. During rehearsals for a concert I helped produce had the privilege of standing in the hallway of a sound studio in conversation with BB King, Eric Clapton and Willie Nelson. I have incredible disdain for celebrity in general, but aside from sitting down on a bar stool between Norm and Cliffy this pretty much did it for me.
I guess in order to make this episode complete I’m supposed to tag someone else. I guess it gotsta be Miss Angel. I’m not good enough at this to make a link, so I’m going to have to break that part of the rules from above.
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5 comments:
Great list, man. #5 still brings a smile to my face. I mean, think of the literally tens of thousands of people you pissed off with that one act of kindness.
You possibly have one of the MOST INTERESTING tags ever.
Hilarious. What are you, like 65 or something? You have been a busy dude.
Well, my joints feel like I am 65, but that's been the case since I was about 12.
Timmy...there were a few that I really wanted to add in there but didn't. I just couldn't word my sushi prayer in a way that the true brilliance of the event came through. That and the amazing khakis. I just couldn't remember the timeline.
Khaki pants -- rust ring, chocolate milkshake, gasoline, viola!
Yes, there is some nuance with the sushi prayer story that is a bit difficult to translate to print. Perhaps we should advertise on Craigslist for a ghost writer.
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